Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Chairman Pepper's 9-point plan

Pepper's 9-point plan for a prosperous century. Pepper realizes these ideas are not all that original. But only a personality like Pepper has the fortitude, follow-through strategy and negotiating powers to complete this plan :

1) High-speed magnet monorail linking all major cities in North America. It shall be nicknamed the "C.A.T".
2) 70% rebates on all purchases of electric and fuel cell cars, to help end oil dependancy.
3) Residential solar electricity and windfarms hooked up to a super "alternative energy" grid.
4) Redistribution of income. New cap structures for CEO's and executives. Minimum wage raised to $15.00.
5) Free Wi-max in every major North American city.
6) Creation of natural healing centers for treatment of early-stage cancer and cancer-relapse kitties and humans . Patients are fed organic greens and high levels of known cancer-fighting supplements such as reishi and vitamin c and monitored. Gentle exercise. Stress management in a spa-like setting. Dogs are not admitted, it will freak out the cats. Dogs will be left to their own devices as usual.
7)Investments in nanotechnology but only to create materials that are bioidentical to materials already on Earth. No genetic fiddling with plants and such.
8) Cat Suffragette. Cats earn right to vote and employment... (haha if they want to).
9) Cats will be encouraged to teach their method of "purring" with humans, which boosts the immune system, fight disease, and promotes long life.

cat suffragette

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Pepper looks like Chairman Meow

Yesterday I had a bit of a surprising realization. Pepper looks a bit like Chairman Meow, the inspirational feline dictator, famed for his "Little Book of Meowisms". Could Pepper be the illustrious Chairman Meow, the last fountain of political wisdom this century has to offer behind a foggy feline veil who is nevertheless diametrically opposed to Obama ?

Hehe if you say Pepper looks like Chairman Meow, it would sure boost his ego, as if his ego wasn't big enough!

Notice a pic of Pepper in his jacket and a woodcut print of Chairman Meow.

chairman meow

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Update on Pepper

Hi everyone,
Id like to tell you what happened yesterday. My parent's were tarring the driveway, and Pepper was outside playing in the sunshine..... He went over and dipped his little paws in the tarpaint!
We yelled at him not to lick his paws.
My dad and I had to perform an emergency cleanup on him. We took some detergent and water and started scrubbing. Then we finished with alcohol solution. There were some small stubborn bits and my Dad just took tiny scissors to cut away the clumps of black fur.
Pepper hissed and howled the whole time and I had to restrain him. It was quite an ordeal. He had to be comforted a lot after, he ate extra kibbles and I cooed him to sleep.
He is doing really well today and forgot about the whole thing.

Balloons and e-cards accepted for Pepper.

Pepper in a red leather jacket with a Union Jack Flag

Pepper's Jacket sez " I dream of London" on the back and it has rhinestones..